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REAL WORKING CAMERA•NO INTERNET, EVER•15 BUILT-IN APPS•AGES 3-8•REAL WORKING CAMERA•NO INTERNET, EVER•15 BUILT-IN APPS•AGES 3-8•
Ages 3–8 · Their first phone
They finally get a phone.
You finally get peace of mind.
A real touchscreen. A real camera that really takes pictures. Real games they'll actually play. And absolutely no internet, no apps and no way for anyone to reach them.
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2.8" touch screenPhoto + video camera15 built-in gamesRechargeable
MiniMe — Pink Unicorn$59.00
"Can I have a phone?"
Now you have an answer.
They're asking because they want what you have — something that lights up, takes pictures and belongs to them. Not the internet. The MiniMe gives them every part they actually wanted, and none of the part that keeps you up at night.
The camera
It actually takes real pictures.
Front and back cameras, photo and video. They'll shoot two hundred blurry pictures of the dog on day one — and that's exactly the point.
The games
Games that hold up past day two.
Puzzles, racing, matching and memory — built in, ready to go, no downloads and nothing to buy. The kind of quiet that gets you through a car ride or a restaurant.
The learning
Sneaky learning they don't notice.
Letter tracing, animal and fruit names, counting, a calculator and an e-book. They think they're playing. You know better. Nobody has to have an argument about it.
The build
Made to survive a five-year-old.
A 2.8" touch screen behind a thick moulded silicone bumper, sized for small hands and shaped like a dinosaur or a unicorn. Rechargeable, so there's no drawer full of batteries.
No internet. No apps. No strangers.
This is the whole reason it exists. There's no browser to wander into, nothing to download, no way to spend money and no way for anyone on earth to message your child. It does what's on the box and nothing else.
No WiFiNothing to connect to
No app storeNothing to download
No callsNo SIM, no number
No billsBuy it once, done
Ready to stop being asked?
Free shipping · 30-day returns · Gift-ready box
Everything that's on it
Fifteen things to do, right out of the box.
📷Camera
🎬Video
🎮Games
🎵Music
🎹Piano
💡Flashlight
🎤Recorder
🔢Calculator
📅Calendar
⏰Alarm
⏳Countdown
📖E-book
✍Trace ABC
🐨Animal names
🍎Fruit names
Pick their favourite
Four characters. Same phone inside.
Green Dinosaur
Blue Dinosaur
Purple Unicorn
Pink Unicorn
Straight answers
What parents ask us first.
"Is the camera real, or is it a toy button?"
Real. It takes photos and records video, front and back, and saves them to the memory card. You can pull them onto a computer and print them.
"Will they be bored of it by Boxing Day?"
The camera is what gives it legs. Games get old; taking pictures of everything they own does not. That's the app they come back to in week six.
"Can they get online or message anyone?"
No. There is no WiFi, no SIM, no browser and no messaging of any kind. There is physically no way in or out.
"Will it survive being dropped?"
The screen sits inside a thick moulded silicone case that covers the corners and the back. It's built for a kid, not a countertop.
"Do I need to buy anything else?"
No. It charges by cable. No batteries, no subscription, no in-app purchases.
"Is my three-year-old too young?"
Three is the floor. Under three the buttons and the camera work fine, but the letter and counting apps won't land yet.
The details
Screen2.8" colour touch screen
CamerasFront and rear, photo + video
Apps15 built in
PowerRechargeable, USB cable
CaseMoulded silicone bumper
ConnectivityNone — no WiFi, no SIM
Age range3–8 years
In the boxPhone, case, cable
30
Thirty days. No questions.
If they don't love it, send it back within thirty days and we'll refund you. Buying it in October for December? The window starts on Christmas Day, not the day it arrives — just tell us.
When will it arrive?
Free shipping across the US, typically 5–8 business days. For guaranteed delivery before Christmas, order by 18 December.
Does it come gift-ready?
Yes. It ships in a printed retail box, so it goes straight under the tree without needing to be repackaged.
How long does the battery last?
Several hours of play on a charge, depending on how much of that is camera and video. It recharges over USB.
Can I put my own music or photos on it?
Yes. The memory card is removable, so you can load MP3s or family photos onto it from a computer.
What's the difference between the dinosaur and unicorn versions?
Only the silicone case and the on-screen theme. The phone, the camera and every app inside are identical.
Is there anything to subscribe to?
No. You buy it once. There are no in-app purchases, no subscriptions and no way for a child to spend money on it.
The gift they'll actually remember opening.
Free US shipping · 30 days to change your mind